Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism .
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
NOW, please place your votes in the post below or else fH2o will be disappointed!
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Robin, great thoughts. I love #10 best (so literal - unless if it's artificial insemination); #8 (hmmm...); #6 (**smile**); #4 (totally agree but really tough to do) and #1 (now they're talking). Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteNumber 2's my favourite. I haven't need a sandwich since I don't know when!
ReplyDeleteNo No, dun vote here, Vote on the last post of fH2o pics.. or else somebody will cry.
ReplyDeleteYou people are so nice, and so obedient... and I will be handing out lollipops soon.. where us the girl who bleach her hair which soap powder?
haha i find #8 is ghey haha :P
ReplyDeleteHey Robin, I voted in the earlier post mah.
ReplyDeleteah bin kor,
ReplyDeleteI vote liao mah :D
I find #2 to be all too true for Americans. But then I'm the only here who is old enough to remember the 60's!
ReplyDeleteThought Number 11:
ReplyDeleteClones are people two.
Most of these hit the nail RIGHT on the head. Kind of depressing, innit? But then there's the oh-so-popular number 8.
ReplyDeleteWaaaaaaaaaah....don't get me started talking about EMOTIONS....
Hey, I did vote on that last post!
I guess I'm one of a kind.. I like no.4.. find it very thought-provoking.. :)
ReplyDeleteCheers!
HAHAH this is so funny
ReplyDeleteI'll vote for no. 1 !!!! yipeeee
Fantastic thoughts to ponder.
ReplyDeleteAll hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
Cream
8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletecan i have a sandwich? make it a egg sandwich k, cos it is high in protein, so indefinitely it contributes.... correct?
fantastic ideas
ReplyDeleteEh Robin, why ponder so long one? What u doing la? No sandwich eh? Our shee shee picture leh?
ReplyDeletethoughts to ponder number 11 -
ReplyDeletewhere the heck is Robin?
Still munching on his bak kua sandwich (number 8)
Eh..., I think I need your help here happysurfer-in-her-miniskirt (or without!
I can think of a thousand reasons but I'm not speculating. Let him be. Let nature take its course.
ReplyDeleteWherever you are, whatever you're doing, Robin, we miss you - more than you'll ever know.
FH2o, did I do okay? LOL!
happysurfer - u did fine, so well that I had stopped eating my bak kua sandwich!! ;o)
ReplyDeleteyeah lor; where's the little birdie ... (lookin under the table and over the rainbow ...)
Happysurfer and fH20, I'm with you. Robin has been way too silent for way too long. This isn't right. Did he go fishing and get dragged under by a big one?
ReplyDeleteRO-BIN!!!!!!!!?!
i oso vote liao lor...
ReplyDeletehow many times u want me to vote?
kekekekeke....
hey listen folks!
ReplyDeleteRobin has been on 'silent mode' as he had slipped away to Bangkok for a dirty weekend! heeheehee! (a little birdie told me!)
So do NOT worry needlessly for him!
Sneakin away like this!
Serve him right that i spilled the dirty on him! Dont u think so happy n moody?
Remember what I said above about letting him be and letting nature take its course? *smirking*
ReplyDeleteJust a thought though (like all ladies would do). Wouldn't he have missed us enough to get on the Internet? Just kidding, Robin. I wouldn't want to spend time doing that on a holiday, or would I? Hope you're having fun.
Slipped off for a dirty weekend in Bangkok?!??!?
ReplyDeleteNuts. I was having fun trying to imagine where he was and what sort of dark fate he had met. Now I guess I'll have to imagine something completely different. Now excuse me; I'd better eat this sandwich quickly...
LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNumber 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.That is so good .And there is some truth to that ..
Aiyo, I hop out one weekend and fH2o the gang leader, already ring fenced me liao... and spill the 'bin' some more.. how did u even find out.. wah, so many spy one!!
ReplyDeletehaha..
@Agus, are you serious you want to see fH2o shee shee pics.. after he has cracked up all your screen over his profile soft pics. How come you look so different with a specs?
@MM...panda and KK, sandwiches? are you sure?
I was thinkign of updating my blog in BKK.. but aiyo, so much to buy and so little time and so much to do.
DEAR ALL who has voted for the best pics.. everyone wanted PIC 2... the leng chai one.. I have consolidated the votes.. Thanks you people are glad.. and I am handing out snadwiches soon to all who have voted.
Actually hor, I did not have a sandwich in BKK, I had sharkfins and birdnest soup!
waiting for my sandwiches :D
ReplyDeleteChen... u need sandwiches. Based on point 8 of my post.. oh, you poor thing.
ReplyDeletehahaa..
ReplyDeleteI thought wat is it earlier on :D
stuff the sandwiches in your mouth then u know :P
hahaha..
ReplyDeleteNow Chen doesn't want sandwiches???
Hmm.. or she did not read my blog before she post her comments?
Gotcha!!
robin,
ReplyDeleteI read the post last time mah on 6/1/06 the date earlier on when u post..
now I forget the details liao :D
kakaka..